Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Right now I'm watching
Curb Your Enthusiasm
And laughing aloud

Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunburns

I am sunburnt now
And I'm peeling all over
I don't like sunburns

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Back Home

I am back home now
I am back from Mexico
I'm back in business

Friday, March 20, 2009

Out of the Country (this week)

Out of the country
Is where I will be this week
Yahoo, Mexico!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Spring Break = Sun

Spring break is coming
Only a couple more days
Until I get sun

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Memorization

Memorization
Is a hard process to do
Oh wait I forgot

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Pop Tart

I don't eat breakfast
But I will eat a Pop Tart
Well, I do sometimes

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Spicy Foods

Spicy foods are good
But they are not so good when
They come out the butt

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Weekends

I am starting to
Stop liking weekends so much
Because I get bored

Friday, March 6, 2009

Foot Massages

Foot massages are
So incredibly creepy
But please give me one

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Debauchery

So, debauchery
Is a pretty damn sweet word
With four syllables

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Zombies

Zombies are so cool
I sometimes wish they were real
But only slow ones

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Jimmy Fallon

I have decided
Jimmy Fallon is a tool
Please bring Conan back

Monday, March 2, 2009

Leprechauns

What would happen if
Leprechauns were real and stuff
I would so eat one

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Time Machine

I just cannot wait
For some things in the future
It's time machine time