Almost Forgot

I almost forgot
To write a haiku today
But hey, I didn't

Notes

I like to write notes
With a marker on my hand
To remind me stuff

Read All Over

What is black and white
And read all over the place?
Anything with text.

Birds Singing

I want to know what
Birds sing about all the time
Why won't they shut up

Insomnia

I'm pretty tired
But I cannot get to sleep
Insomnia sucks

Goldeneye

So Goldeneye was
A sweet N64 game
Yeah that's all I got

Tastes like Chicken

Everybody says
That all things taste like chicken
What about your mom

Peeing

When you have to pee
Really, really, really bad
Don't think "waterfalls"

Cell Phones

I wonder how long
Till we all get head cancer
From using cell phones

Razor Burn

I was just shaving
I got a bad razor burn
It does not feel good

Penis

I have a penis
It is what makes me a male
And not a female

Scratching Your Head

I have never met
Someone who scratches their head
When they are thinking

A New President

A new president?
That means things are gonna change
It's about damn time.

Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon
Used to be a good channel
What the hell happened?

Farts

Sometimes when I fart
People shout 'get out of here'
My farts kind of stink

Calendars

Calendars are good
At explaining to me if
It is a leap year

Moles

Moles are a fun game
It is like connect the dots
See, you can play too

Bacon

Bacon is good food
Although kind of unhealthy
Who cares, it's awesome

Ants

Ants are communists
They organize very well
Plus they're strong and stuff

Sitting

I am sitting down
Therefore, I am not standing
It is pretty nice

Cheese

I don't like to think
About how my food is made
Cheese is really gross

Pants

I am wearing pants
They are longer than my shorts
That's why they're called pants