Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Homework

I don't like homework
I don't think anyone does
Who is a human

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Take a Bath

I like to shower
But what I like even more
Is to take a bath

Monday, February 23, 2009

Singing Songs

I like singing songs
Inside and outside my head
It annoys others

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Money Tree

I wish I had a
Money tree so money would
Not be a worry

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Digestion

Sometimes when I drink
A lot of liquids and food
My digestion sucks

Friday, February 20, 2009

Coffee

Coffee isn't good
It actually tastes real bad
But I gotta drink

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Burn After Reading

Burn after reading
Is less funny than saying
Burn prior to read

Monday, February 16, 2009

Japan's Economy

Japan's stock market
Is totally el oh el
They are so damn screwed

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ugh

Ugh, the day after
A long night with lots of fun
It's hard to get up

Saturday, February 14, 2009

February

February sucks
Nothing good comes from this month
Because I said so

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Eleven

One hour is left
Before the day is done with
It is eleven

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Baths

I like to take baths
It takes far less energy
To sit on your ass

Monday, February 9, 2009

Mondays

I don't like Mondays
Monday is not a good day
Because I said so

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Pro Bowl

So the Pro Bowl's on
I was going to watch this
But I just don't care

Saturday, February 7, 2009

I Forgot

Uh oh, I forgot
To write one up yesterday
Please, please forgive me

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Itch

Sometimes when I itch
I reach down to scratch the itch
Unless it's my crotch

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Wind

I don't like the wind
It makes everything so cold
When's winter over?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Back to Sleep

Sometimes when I wake
I decide not to wake up
And go back to sleep

Monday, February 2, 2009

Back to School

Back to school today
I wish that I got more sleep
Time to take a nap

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Bowl

It's "Super Bowl" day
I wonder how much money
I will lose today