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Right now I'm watchingCurb Your EnthusiasmAnd laughing aloud
I am sunburnt nowAnd I'm peeling all overI don't like sunburns
I am back home nowI am back from MexicoI'm back in business
Out of the countryIs where I will be this weekYahoo, Mexico!
Spring break is comingOnly a couple more daysUntil I get sun
MemorizationIs a hard process to doOh wait I forgot
I don't eat breakfastBut I will eat a Pop TartWell, I do sometimes
Spicy foods are goodBut they are not so good whenThey come out the butt
I am starting toStop liking weekends so muchBecause I get bored
Foot massages areSo incredibly creepyBut please give me one
So, debaucheryIs a pretty damn sweet wordWith four syllables
Zombies are so coolI sometimes wish they were realBut only slow ones
I have decidedJimmy Fallon is a toolPlease bring Conan back
What would happen ifLeprechauns were real and stuffI would so eat one
I just cannot waitFor some things in the futureIt's time machine time