tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12221228977243839922012-02-16T13:58:12.851-06:00why bother?Taylornoreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-34850772134517241662009-04-05T19:06:00.000-05:002009-04-05T19:07:40.318-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I really like sauce</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Especially when it's hot</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And it's called hot sauce</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3485077213451724166?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-37389038648549189732009-04-04T16:38:00.001-05:002009-04-04T16:40:48.656-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Belts hold your pants up</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But besides that, they're also</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">A useful weapon</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3738903864854918973?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-11601608002629149182009-04-02T18:30:00.001-05:002009-04-02T18:31:43.137-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">When people cancel</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">At the very last minute</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It's so frustrating</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-1160160800262914918?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-66874604334626976662009-03-31T12:16:00.000-05:002009-03-31T12:17:20.348-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Right now I'm watching</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Curb Your Enthusiasm</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And laughing aloud</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6687460433462697666?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-8009331867898974362009-03-30T17:14:00.000-05:002009-03-30T17:15:37.327-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I am sunburnt now</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And I'm peeling all over</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't like sunburns</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-800933186789897436?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-58342845435850997932009-03-29T18:51:00.000-05:002009-03-29T18:52:35.999-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I am back home now</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I am back from Mexico</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I'm back in business</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5834284543585099793?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-81000494193181200692009-03-20T12:21:00.001-05:002009-03-20T12:22:25.158-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Out of the country</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is where I will be this week</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Yahoo, Mexico!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-8100049419318120069?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-88210870786769852362009-03-18T17:12:00.000-05:002009-03-18T17:13:26.457-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Spring break is coming</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Only a couple more days</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Until I get sun</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-8821087078676985236?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-34048677215430819092009-03-17T12:47:00.000-05:002009-03-17T12:48:00.668-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Memorization</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is a hard process to do</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Oh wait I forgot</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3404867721543081909?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-56986562021702289762009-03-15T11:38:00.002-05:002009-03-15T11:39:47.435-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't eat breakfast</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I will eat a Pop Tart</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Well, I do sometimes</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5698656202170228976?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-12661789334055883632009-03-12T18:07:00.000-05:002009-03-12T18:09:09.184-05:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Spicy foods are good</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But they are not so good when</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">They come out the butt</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-1266178933405588363?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-37675063197339401242009-03-07T13:53:00.000-06:002009-03-07T13:54:38.377-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I am starting to</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Stop liking weekends so much</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Because I get bored</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3767506319733940124?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-1467038982791594002009-03-06T00:16:00.000-06:002009-03-06T00:17:30.338-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Foot massages are</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">So incredibly creepy</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But please give me one</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-146703898279159400?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-72338660139702300512009-03-05T12:11:00.000-06:002009-03-05T12:13:01.150-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">So, debauchery</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is a pretty damn sweet word</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">With four syllables</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-7233866013970230051?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-65818655292698259082009-03-04T00:02:00.001-06:002009-03-04T00:03:20.521-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Zombies are so cool</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I sometimes wish they were real</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But only slow ones</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6581865529269825908?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-57986457068616410762009-03-03T00:01:00.000-06:002009-03-03T00:04:06.225-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I have decided</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Jimmy Fallon is a tool</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Please bring Conan back</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5798645706861641076?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-45542825370309558672009-03-02T23:59:00.001-06:002009-03-03T00:03:10.740-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">What would happen if</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Leprechauns were real and stuff</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I would so eat one</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-4554282537030955867?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-65807285604859143732009-03-01T17:51:00.001-06:002009-03-01T17:52:25.537-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I just cannot wait</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">For some things in the future</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It's time machine time</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6580728560485914373?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-79849411211187244212009-02-25T17:32:00.001-06:002009-02-25T17:32:54.813-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't like homework</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't think anyone does</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Who is a human</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-7984941121118724421?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-25335624368641540302009-02-24T00:26:00.001-06:002009-02-24T00:26:37.432-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I like to shower</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But what I like even more</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is to take a bath</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2533562436864154030?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-67526263702193514762009-02-23T00:27:00.000-06:002009-02-23T00:28:30.706-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I like singing songs</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Inside and outside my head</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It annoys others</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6752626370219351476?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-57388764159285748492009-02-22T14:47:00.002-06:002009-02-22T14:50:19.288-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I wish I had a</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Money tree so money would</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Not be a worry</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5738876415928574849?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-83652026184657098902009-02-21T19:37:00.000-06:002009-02-21T19:38:09.479-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Sometimes when I drink</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">A lot of liquids and food</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">My digestion sucks</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-8365202618465709890?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-3086538361450838912009-02-20T09:17:00.001-06:002009-02-20T09:19:23.540-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Coffee isn't good</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It actually tastes real bad</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I gotta drink</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-308653836145083891?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-6591345553894443272009-02-19T01:37:00.001-06:002009-02-19T01:38:31.130-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Burn after reading</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is less funny than saying</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Burn prior to read</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-659134555389444327?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-50284396689372261732009-02-16T20:39:00.001-06:002009-02-16T20:40:30.824-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Japan's stock market</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Is totally el oh el</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">They are so damn screwed</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5028439668937226173?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-17784573372633494082009-02-15T16:13:00.000-06:002009-02-15T16:14:42.251-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Ugh, the day after</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">A long night with lots of fun</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It's hard to get up</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-1778457337263349408?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-69507531427041909512009-02-14T18:02:00.001-06:002009-02-14T18:04:12.904-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">February sucks</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Nothing good comes from this month</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Because I said so</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6950753142704190951?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-5363290108110204892009-02-11T23:02:00.000-06:002009-02-11T23:03:10.022-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">One hour is left</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Before the day is done with</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It is eleven</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-536329010811020489?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-4966086659258851722009-02-10T15:10:00.000-06:002009-02-10T15:11:13.753-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I like to take baths</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It takes far less energy</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">To sit on your ass</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-496608665925885172?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-38605024769124282292009-02-09T17:33:00.000-06:002009-02-09T17:34:21.948-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't like Mondays</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Monday is not a good day</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Because I said so</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3860502476912428229?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-68654361056984732232009-02-08T16:06:00.001-06:002009-02-08T16:06:54.456-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">So the Pro Bowl's on</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was going to watch this</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I just don't care</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6865436105698473223?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-26891109843269498802009-02-07T20:17:00.001-06:002009-02-07T20:19:07.616-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Uh oh, I forgot</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">To write one up yesterday</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Please, please forgive me</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2689110984326949880?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-82519620310252205492009-02-05T19:17:00.000-06:002009-02-05T19:18:22.030-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Sometimes when I itch</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I reach down to scratch the itch</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Unless it's my crotch</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-8251962031025220549?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-26463765758091399582009-02-04T16:34:00.000-06:002009-02-04T16:35:12.812-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't like the wind</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It makes everything so cold</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">When's winter over?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2646376575809139958?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-2932293791991499802009-02-03T14:48:00.000-06:002009-02-03T14:49:15.474-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Sometimes when I wake</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I decide not to wake up</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And go back to sleep</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-293229379199149980?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-66834402208525770242009-02-02T12:06:00.000-06:002009-02-02T12:07:26.688-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Back to school today</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I wish that I got more sleep</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Time to take a nap</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6683440220852577024?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-57479359730788952172009-02-01T02:11:00.001-06:002009-02-01T02:13:20.291-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">It's "Super Bowl" day</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I wonder how much money</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I will lose today</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5747935973078895217?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-24254298161230449392009-01-31T23:15:00.000-06:002009-01-31T23:16:27.675-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I almost forgot</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">To write a haiku today</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But hey, I didn't</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2425429816123044939?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-27092335860861332162009-01-30T00:01:00.001-06:002009-01-30T00:01:01.314-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I like to write notes</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">With a marker on my hand</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">To remind me stuff</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2709233586086133216?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-50941784506084175992009-01-29T03:11:00.003-06:002009-01-29T03:13:58.122-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">What is black and white</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">And read all over the place?</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Anything with text.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5094178450608417599?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-22610873557505491592009-01-28T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-28T00:01:01.506-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I want to know what</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Birds sing about all the time</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Why won't they shut up</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2261087355750549159?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-64761662794672410362009-01-27T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-27T00:01:00.856-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I'm pretty tired</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I cannot get to sleep</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Insomnia sucks</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6476166279467241036?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-50303799901600311862009-01-26T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-26T00:01:01.577-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">So Goldeneye was</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">A sweet N64 game</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Yeah that's all I got</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5030379990160031186?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-7271200573988485692009-01-25T00:01:00.001-06:002009-01-25T00:01:00.103-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Everybody says</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">That all things taste like chicken</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">What about your mom<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-727120057398848569?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-69865956768355807882009-01-24T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-24T00:01:00.876-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">When you have to pee</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Really, really, really bad</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Don't think "waterfalls"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6986595676835580788?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-59016793080528900292009-01-23T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-23T00:04:14.919-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I wonder how long</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Till we all get head cancer</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">From using cell phones</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5901679308052890029?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-87213270928010003582009-01-22T00:01:00.001-06:002009-01-22T00:01:00.839-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I was just shaving</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">I got a bad razor burn</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It does not feel good</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-8721327092801000358?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-15811041024142538012009-01-21T00:01:00.004-06:002009-01-21T00:11:26.032-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">I have a penis</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">It is what makes me a male</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">And not a female<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-1581104102414253801?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-30192057107379830152009-01-20T00:01:00.003-06:002009-01-28T01:06:00.484-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I have never met</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Someone who scratches their head</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">When they are thinking</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3019205710737983015?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-23252062039299904012009-01-20T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-20T00:01:00.668-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">A new president?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">That means things are gonna change</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">It's about damn time.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-2325206203929990401?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-66062877184531548682009-01-19T00:01:00.002-06:002009-01-19T00:01:01.079-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">Nickelodeon</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Used to be a good channel</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">What the hell happened?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6606287718453154868?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-75049240567972222832009-01-18T00:01:00.003-06:002009-01-18T00:01:00.162-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Sometimes when I fart</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">People shout 'get out of here'</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">My farts kind of stink<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-7504924056797222283?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-49030779871845320752009-01-17T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-17T00:01:00.566-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Calendars are good</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">At explaining to me if<br />It is a leap year<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-4903077987184532075?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-60232007670934514552009-01-16T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-16T00:01:00.930-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Moles are a fun game</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">It is like connect the dots</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">See, you can play too<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-6023200767093451455?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-49023390229450654782009-01-15T00:01:00.000-06:002009-01-15T00:01:00.301-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Bacon is good food</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Although kind of unhealthy</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Who cares, it's awesome<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-4902339022945065478?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-52095328859041979822009-01-14T01:10:00.001-06:002009-01-14T01:10:58.592-06:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Ants are communists</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">They organize very well</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Plus they're strong and stuff</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5209532885904197982?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-34558776972458006732009-01-13T20:01:00.000-06:002009-01-13T20:14:17.510-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I am sitting down</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Therefore, I am not standing</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">It is pretty nice</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-3455877697245800673?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-50019690253659252382009-01-12T07:58:00.000-06:002009-01-13T20:14:31.118-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I don't like to think</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">About how my food is made</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Cheese is really gross</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-5001969025365925238?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1222122897724383992.post-19408264368302640162009-01-11T19:52:00.000-06:002009-01-13T20:14:44.107-06:00<span style="font-family: verdana;">I am wearing pants</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">They are longer than my shorts</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">That's why they're called pants</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1222122897724383992-1940826436830264016?l=dumbhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Taylornoreply@blogger.com0